You're Killin' Me, Smalls - Spring Problems

The Formal Gardens: So pretty, yet so deadly with
their insane amounts of pollen. 

          I fucking love spring. Warm weather always equals day drinking, the prerequisite to golf, maybe a little frisbee and obviously, more drinking. Everything is turning green and campus no longer looks like a dead, brown abyss. Classes are wrapping up and summer is within reach. What's not to love? 
          First off, rain. 40% chance of showers? I risk it and go coatless and it pours as soon as my class gets out. 20% chance of rain? You can't fool me, Mother Nature, I'm bringing a god damn coat this time. Then obviously it's sunny all day and I'm carrying around a stupid fucking coat when I don't need it. And then there are the showers while it's still sunny out. That is like the biggest slap in the face from nature. An actual rainbow full of skittles couldn't make up for taunting me like that. 
          Second thing, flip flops, you sons of bitches. Nothing is more annoying (lies, the two not hot Kardashian sisters are much more annoying but other than that...) than the sound of flip flops. Girls (and guys) are so excited about warm weather that they bring out the flip flops and slap around campus all day, every day.
          Last thing, allergies. I don't have them but it seems like literally everyone else on campus does. With the ridiculous amount of pollen in the air, every preson you pass on campus is sneezing, sniffling or has some variation of hives. It's just gross when you're walking behind someone and they sneeze so much that you know you're just inhaling everything that just spewed out of their nose and/or mouth. 
          Mother Nature is a bitch and Spring is the proof. She can't just let us enjoy a natty on the porch without consequences. Bitch move, Mother Nature, bitch move.