Thursday, April 7, 2011

No Fancy Introductions. Just Dap Bros and Slap Hoes


So welcome to Miami of Brohio, an educational institution founded on the bro code whose mission is to preserve the elite lifestyle of the Miami University bro. The bro life is not a two-dimensional, shallow existence and it is never smart to underestimate a bro. At Miami of Brohio, we're all about sports, college life and the pursuit of a good effing time but just because we high five doesn't mean we have the same brain capacity as The Todd from Scrubs. We do go to a Public Ivy after all, bros. We're going to rant about things that piss us off and things that probably piss you off too. Things we like? Sure, we'll share that with you, too. We are the definitive view into the awesome life that Miami bros live. Try not to fog up the window as you stare. 

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