2011 MoB Draft

           Welcome to the Miami of Brohio 2011 draft. We saw a lot of talent out there but we narrowed it down to the elite. Miami of Brohio was the beginning. Now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Broject Mayhem. We have no idea what these space monkeys of interns will produce but they’re sitting on 400 gallons of nitroglycerin and we’re hoping they’ll run with it. We’re also hoping these oxford-cloth psychos don’t snap. (I watched Fight Club last night, can you tell?)  We now present to you our 2011 summer pledges interns. Have at 'em. 

Brogina George:

          In corner one we have Brogina George, a sup par academic who strictly relies on gypsy magic and dumb luck to succeed. Providing Brohio with the female perspective on the elite lifestyle that Miami students live. Brogina George is the queen bee or whatever is the equivalent of an alpha male. She wears heels bigger than your dick. 


Napoleon Bronaparte: 

          Joining Brogina is Napoleon Bronaparte, one of the wittiest bros we've ever met. This kid's quick and sharp and has a comeback ready before you've even insulted him, which you wouldn't do because you know he's better than you. An ego the size of Russia condensed into a single slice of wonderbread. 




From Myself and the other bros, welcome pledges, i mean, interns. 

T-shirt not included with internship.