You're Killin' Me Smalls! - Dividends at Noon

          Get out of class at the Farmer School of Business and you're hungry as hell because you've been organizing your stock portfolio like a boss so you think, "I'll grab a sandwich at Dividends." Too bad it's noon. Good luck trying to fight through the sea of polos and blue Vineyard Vines vests to get in line. And if you're lucky enough to even get in a line, theres no way to tell if it's the right one. You've probably been in the sushi line instead of the sandwich line the whole time. Your sperrys will get stepped on, you will get hit by almost every backpack and god forbid you're standing near the drinks because all of a sudden you're taking orders from every meek kid too shy to say 'excuse me' to grab a Fiji water. It seems like every sorority girl on campus is in the salad line right now but you're not complaining and its not like you're going to buy a salad anyway. And once you've made it through the preppy mosh pit that is Dividends, once you go to pay you expertly choose to go in the "scan it yourself" line, a pro move unless you get an FSB rookie ahead of you. They always seem to forget to press "Pay Now" and just keep swiping their ID over and over, obviously getting nowhere. Ok, champ, you've finally made it through the hell that is Dividends at noon, now where are you going to sit? The Commons is constantly full and those kids have probably been staking out the tables since their 8 am so you'll most likely have to end up settling for a bench in an awkward hallway. Awesome. 

Farmer School of Business: DIVIDEND$ from Denise Spranger on Vimeo.

This is the fairytale version of Dividends. I don't think I've ever seen Dividends run that smoothly. (sidenote: the soundtrack from this video comes out soon, cant wait)