Cabo Baby, Cabo

With the NFL lock out ending "The Hills" Kristin Cavallari has a lot more to be excited about than your average semi-famous jersey chaser. Jay Cutler, quarterback for the Chi-town Bears and Cavallari are officially engaged. What does this mean for America? Abso-fucking-lutely nothing, besides a lot of really heart broken upperclass California wannabe surfer boys looking for a good boink and a lot of drama. The ever so classy engagement took place in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. I guess Cutler assumed Kristin's old stomping grounds during the unforgettable vaca episodes of "Laguna Beach" (sweet jesus) was the perfect place to pop the question.

I can imagine it now, big bad Jay sitting across from Kristin at a romantic restaurant, her eyes glazed over from pounding margaritas and doing lines of cocaine in the restaurant bathroom. Just a fucking vision. He took out the 5.2 carat ring (for all you dumb asses out there that's a big fucking rock) and slipped it on her finger. With tears in her eyes all she could muster was "oh. em. gee." The rest is history.

I'm not sure what sort of jaded universe Cutler lives in but the thought of being legally binded to Kristin Cavallari is my fucking nightmare. Ya, she might be hot I'll give her that, but I'm not entirely sure it's worth dealing with that whiney daddy's girl day in and day out. As far as the future, with Cutler at QB I wouldn't put my money on the Bears. Celeb marriages in the NFL are the kiss of death for athletes, but who knows maybe Jastin will be the couple to break the curse. One thing is for sure, Kristin won't get away with meandering around the Super Bowl in hopes of finding some dank drugs anymore. Sorry Kristin, better come fully stacked next year. That or may I suggest getting in good with pimp daddy Charlie Sheen. #winning.