J.J. Watt: Buck as F#*$

         If you have a wiener and own a television chances are you’ve been tuning in to all the NFL action this season. (Especially with this NHL lockout going on…don’t even get me started.) More importantly you’ve probably noticed stud J.J. Watt absolutely tearing it up on the Texans. 

         As a lover of the New York Jets I love to hate this giant piece of man meat after he single handedly delivered us a loss, but that’s not all J.J. delivers. Apparently back in the day he used to be a pizza delivery boy. Saucy. 

         This Wisconsin boy born and raised is the real deal folks. This 6 ft 6in NFL Frankenstein weighs in at about 295 lbs. What else you might ask? This first round pick has mad ups…

         Fucked up right? This cyborg is a fuggin gem. Check out J.J. Watt and the Texans this Sunday at 8:20 PM ET when they take on the goddamn Packers. (Nothing grinds my gears more than those stupid effing foam cheese hats.) 

Peace and blessing sluts.

-Brogina George 

New Beer Mile World Record

Learn this name: Nick Symmonds.

He's no Steve Prefontaine but he is a bro you need to fucking know. He represented the United States in the Olympics this summer, but more importantly, he just set the world record for the beer mile. He ran it in five minutes and nineteen seconds. What exactly is a beer mile? Simple enough, run a mile, but put down an entire beer between each lap..and keep em down. 5:19  is an impressive mile time...if you're a high school girl, but add chugging 4 beers into the mix and it's actually insane. The kid doesn't throw up either. He downs the first brewski in 8 seconds and the next three cans don't take him much longer. I wish they recorded his splits because I guarantee that his lap times are crazyfuckingfast. I wanna see Miami Track & Field do this. Shit, I wanna see an entire drunken track meet. How dope would a beer 4X100 be? The answer is DOPE. Make it happen, bros. 

Don't know why TMZ is covering this but here's the video. 

Bros To Know - Miami Hockey Incoming Freshmen

          Freshman! Freshman! Do something crazy! Liiiike getting picked in the first round of the NHL Draft? Yeah, that works. The Miami brotherhood has the largest incoming class that Blasi has ever brought in. Not only are they the biggest, but they may just be the most talented. Both Connor Murphy (@cmurphy5) and Tyler Biggs were both selected in the first round, 20th and 22nd respectively. Murph went to the Phoenix Coyotes (sound familiar?) and current Yotes 4th liner and Twitter Phenom Paul Bissonette (@biznasty2point0) has already promised him a fake ID, what a guy. Biggs went to the Toronto Maple Leafs, a typical pick for Brian Burke (if Burke drafts you, you're definitely a beast on the ice, ahem Justin Vaive), GM of the Leafs and father of Brendan Burke. The soon-to-be Redhawks weren't done after the first round though. Blake Coleman (@bcoles25) was drafted in the 3rd round, 75th overall, by the New Jersey Devils and Sean Kuraly (@kurals7), son of former Miami Redhawk hockey player Rick Kuraly was drafted in round 5, 133rd overall, to the San Jose Sharks. Either way, these are some fucking freshmen bros to know.  

Bros To Know - Bobby Goepfert aka @Geffman47

Goepfert during his time at St. Cloud State University

This kid. First thing you need to know about him is that he is effing hysterical. Second thing you need to know is that he is a hockey player who, if the pro athlete thing doesn't work out, could be a professional writer. Ok, so Bobby Goepfert, seriously, who is he? A quick internet search will tell you he's a professional hockey player currently with the Charlotte Checkers as a goalie. As well as managing his crease, he manages one of the most quality twitter pages out there. He follows "Jeopardy!" religiously and frequently live tweets the show with hilarious commentary on the players and answers. He also has this fear of flying that he chronicles in posts he calls, "twogs" or twitter blogs. Some of the best reading I've done in a while. Check out all of his twogs here. 


P.S. inventing new words? Kudos, Geffman, you may just be the next Stephen Colbert. 


Twog 1 - Twog 2 - Twog 3 - Twog 4 - Twog 5 - Twog 6 - Twog 7