Would You Rather - Summer Edition

Would You Rather: Summer Edition 
Honestly, not too many problems associated with the blissful months of freedom and sunshine. I don't think i've seen #SummerProblems too many times since break started. However, we have a few dilemmas: 

Surprisingly accurate of my summer, besides, you know, playing in the sand.
But the ice cream part especially is dead on. 

Burn the marshmallow for a s'more or wait for approx. 10 hours to get the perfect golden brown? 
          I'm going with waiting until eternity. So rewarding having that perfect s'more while everyone else's mouths are black from eating soot. Although amount of supplies could factor in my ultimate decision 
          
Hamburger or hotdog? (Serious dilemma...oh wait, have both)
          What am I even saying, barely a problem at all. Barbecues in general are just problem free situations. Why don't we have more barbecues? 


 Have to start a fire with your ass cheeks or get a mosquito bite on your balls
Mosquito bite. Much less pain involved.


Attend the Preakness or the Indy 500?
Indy 500. Such an easy choice for me but for you Kentucky Derby folks, I imagine infield fest would be a draw.


Be pale as shit or have a horrific sunburn?
The sunburn would eventually fade into a decent tan but I'd go with being ghostly just so people could fuck with me and slap me on the back and stuff. That shit hurts.

Would You Rather - Suck and Be on an Awesome Team or Be Awesome on a Suck Team?

This "Would You Rather" brought to you by Harvard Sailing Team's (old) video "Girls Will be Boys." A serious question in the midst of a not so serious video. Would you rather be on an awesome team, but be the anchor? True you could be on the bench but still "win like a million championships" but despite getting a giant ring you would know in the back of your mind that you didn't really contribute. That would personally weigh on me. However, you could be a superstar on a shitty team (Lebron James, Rick Nash, etc.) and probably get nothing for it except consistent appearances on Sports Center's highlight reel. This would also really bother me. What's worse than being awesome and not getting rewarded for it? Oh, thats right, not even being awesome. This debate could take so many interesting turns and I still don't know which I'd pick. 

and here is the video that started the whole debate:

Would You Rather - Wait the Reccomended Time Before Taking Something Out of the Microwave OR Eat That Shit Right Now Because You're Hungry?

I chose the latter. I ate my microwavable meal right after the beeps. Consequences? Burnt the shit out of my mouth. Can't even enjoy my processed food now. Lesson to be learned? Be patient, young bros.


P.S. for a funny bit about microwavable food that you're all seen that never gets old, check out Jim Gaffigan's Hot Pocket bit: