This week’s NFL champ is Auburn grad Cam Newton.
Speaking of Auburn, I couldn’t be more proud of USA gold medalist Ryan Lochte and his decision to choose Auburn for a pretty ridiculous upset in the LSU vs. Texas A&M game on ESPN College GameDay. He gets confused when he’s dry. Stay hawt Lochte.
Anyway, Cam Newton gets props this week because I’m hoping it sends him some good karma to stop the Panthers from playing like crap.
Fact, this quarterback actually started off his college career at the University of Florida. Better fact, he was arrested for stealing a laptop from another student. Even better in order to avoid being arrested he threw the laptop out of his dorm window when the cops showed up. Call up the FBI slick rick is making moves.
After Newton’s little run in with the law he transferred to good old Blinn College. Where’s Blinn College you ask? I have no fucking idea. Finally after some good old-fashioned football and keeping his record clean he ended up at Auburn before putting on his big boy pants, winning the 2010 Heisman Trophy, and heading to the NFL.
What’s Cam up to today? Just throwing around the old pigskin and wearing actual burlap sacks aaaaand jamming out to some Justin Bieber…
-Brogina George
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