Last Friday Night - "...And Then I Won 25 Dollars" #CoolStoryBro

          College is about expanding horizons, learning and exploring and growing up. All things that can be observed taking place in various forms uptown on a Friday night. So now we pose a question not unlike questions asked in a Miami Plan class that makes you think critically, reflect and react. Who wants a $25 gift card to Brick? Fucking everybody? Ya, we thought so. Here's your chance to have money to blow on your champagne diet. Everyone has those pictures from "Last Friday Night" where you A) danced on table tops, B) kissed a girl and liked it, C) promised you were gonna stop. They somehow surface and you're either proud of your belligerence or you untag yourself so fast you might have broken the sound barrier, ladies, I'm looking at you. We've partnered with Brick Street to see who has the best pictures of Oxvegas after dark. Whatever the picture is of, if it's funny, (somewhat) appropriate and involves uptown antics of the bros and biddies of Miami, send it to us! You can email it to miamiofbrohio@gmail.com or tweet it to us at @miamiofbrohio with the hashtag #LastFridayNight or #LFN on Twitter. 

Gunz'n'roses 

          The modest geniuses of Brohio and the mastermind behind the social media of Brick Street will pick our favorite to be posted on Brick's Facebook page. (Local celebrities, whaaat.) But wait, theres fucking more. Next round, caption contest. Comment on the winning picture on Brick's Facebook page to submit your caption. Make us laugh the hardest and you get the 25 bucks/greenbacks/cheddar/lettuce/benjamins/dollars to spend at Brick. (I expect you to buy me a natty. Or a shot. I'm easy, spread that around) 

Definition of Composure. 

           So start sifting through your Facebook albums and the pictures on your phone that you don't remember taking and send us your best.....or worst. And if you're feeling ambitious you can tweet/email us your #TextsFromUptown too and see if your photos and texts make the blog. The more bros that send in pictures, the funnier this will be so find something to submit or you might never get one of the hallowed VIP cards from Will. Now get after that paper. 

This caption could be yours. But only if it's funny. Ready, set, go.