Real Bros Go Deeper Than Just the Tip

          Every time you read a brotip, a full beer gets spilled. These useless “tips” are just shit a real bro would already know but they slap a number on it and call it wisdom. Their pathetic excuses for advice are a waste of your time. Brotips are basically like fortune cookies; instead of saying ‘in bed’ after them, just add, ‘no shit, dude.’ 

         I’ll try not to be as redundant as they are so here are some of my personal favorites: 

Wow. I feel fucking inspired. Do you feel inspired? 

I'm pretty sure no one has ever let a single grade define them.
(Just kidding, read Angelina Brolie's post about Asians.)