Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Broner Jams - What Brohio Is Listening To



What Brohio Is Currently Listening To Right Meow

         So if you’re as sick as I am of hearing “Call Me Maybe,” and you’d like to branch out from listening to that Canadian she-devil, here are a few songs to update your music collection and get the party raging.

Macklemore - Thrift Shop
 
         If you’re not familiar with Macklemore, there’s your first mistake. But if you’re new to him, check out his stuff. He and Ryan Lewis are a fucking dream team. This is how hip-hop should be. His first full length album comes out October 9th. 


Kid Cudi - Just What I Am (featuring King Chip)
 
          The old Cudi is back, and I’m pumped. Let’s hope the rest of his new stuff is this great. And yes, Chip tha Ripper changed his name to King Chip.


Calvin Harris - Sweet Nothing (featuring Florence Welch)
 
         This man can’t make a song that doesn’t make you want to party. The video is a little strange, but the song is amazing nonetheless.


The Royal Concept - Gimme Twice
 
        Are these guys a huge ripoff of Phoenix? You better believe it. Do I care? Not really because this song is fucking amazing and it’s been a while since Phoenix came out with anything new. 

Kanye West - Clique (featuring Big Sean and Jay-Z)
        Kanye makes yet another song that is sure to get a lot of plays at the bar, and I don’t hate that at all. Ain’t nobody fuckin’ with my clique. clique. clique. clique. clique.

Dimitri Vegas, Moguai & Like Mike - Mammoth
         This song technically isn’t out yet, but the 1:30 of it that is out is fucking unreal. I’m hoping to hear part of this at Barstool Blackout coming up. Keep an eye out for the full version.

Martin Sloevig - The Night Out
         I feel like this song was insanely overlooked. I really wouldn’t mind seeing it get some play in the bars. Cough cough. PLAY THIS IN THE BARS, BARS! And the ass shaking at 2:07 is how you hypnotize men, ladies.

J Cole - I’m a Fool
          J Cole comes back from his short hiatus with a solid song featuring Ceelo Green. Can’t wait to hear some more new stuff from J Cole though.

Big Sean - How it Feel
          Big Sean came out with his new mixtape Detroit and this is by far his strongest song out of the new stuff.

Rihanna - Cockiness Remix ft. A$AP ROCKY
          This song is a giant innuendo, but A$AP’s short verse on this song makes it. Plus, bitches love Rihanna.

          Have fun raging to these songs and I’ll get back to you with some more soon.

--The Big Lebroski.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Real Bros Go Deeper Than Just the Tip

          Every time you read a brotip, a full beer gets spilled. These useless “tips” are just shit a real bro would already know but they slap a number on it and call it wisdom. Their pathetic excuses for advice are a waste of your time. Brotips are basically like fortune cookies; instead of saying ‘in bed’ after them, just add, ‘no shit, dude.’ 

         I’ll try not to be as redundant as they are so here are some of my personal favorites: 


Wow. I feel fucking inspired. Do you feel inspired? 

I'm pretty sure no one has ever let a single grade define them.
(Just kidding, read Angelina Brolie's post about Asians.)

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Gems: Greatest Sports Center Ad Ever?

ESPN may worship Tebow more than Timmy loves Jesus and ignore the entire sport of hockey but there is one thing they've always done right; their ads. This one is pure gold. This is John fucking Clayton. This is Sports Center.